scootscoot5000:

prridot:

cold-and-analytical:

thelogicalloganipus:

sanders-trash-4ever:

beggars-opera:

I’d like to introduce everyone to my new theme song

fuckin MOOD

I love the contrast between the lyrics and the melody this is art

pfffffffft nooooo I didn’t just learn this song on ukulele… at midnight…

Lyrics: 

I’ve tried, tried, tried
And I’ve tried even more 
I’ve Cried, Cried, Cried
And I can’t recall what for
I’ve pressed, I’ve pushed, I’ve yelled, I’ve begged
In hope of some success
 But the inevitable fact is that
It never will impress 

I’ve no more fucks to give,  
My fucks have runneth dry, 
I’ve tried to go fuck shopping 
But there’s no fucks left to buy
 I’ve no more fucks to give, 
Though more fucks I’ve tried to get, 
I’m over my fuck budget and
I’m now in fucking debt 

I strive, strive, strive 
To get everything done 
I’ve played by all the rules
But I’ve very rarely won,
I’ve smiled, I’ve charmed, I’ve wooed I’ve laughed,
Alas to no avail
I’ve run round like a moron,
To unequivocally fail!

I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fuck fuse has just blown,
I’ve been hunting for my fucks all day,
But they’ve upped and fucked off home,
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fuck rations are depleted,
I’ve rallied my fuck army but It’s been fucking defeated! 

The effort has just not been worth
The time or the expense
I’ve exhausted all my energy 
For minimal recompense
The complete lack of acknowledgement 
Has now begun to gall
And I’ve come to realise that I 
Don’t give a fuck at all!

I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have flown away,
My fucks are now so fucked off
They’ve refused to fucking stay!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have gone insane
They’ve come back round and passed me
While they’re fucking off again!

I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have all dissolved,
I’ve planned many projects
But my fucks won’t be involved!
I’ve no more fucks to give,
My fucks have all been spent,
They’ve fucked off from the building
And I don’t know where they went! 

I’ve no more fucks to give, 
I’ve no more fucks to give, 
I’ve no more fucks, 
I’ve no more fucks, 
I’ve no more fucks to give!

Good news folks it’s on Spotify!!!

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cinemapix:
“SPIDER-MAN 3 (2007) dir. Sam Raimi
” cinemapix:
“SPIDER-MAN 3 (2007) dir. Sam Raimi
” cinemapix:
“SPIDER-MAN 3 (2007) dir. Sam Raimi
” cinemapix:
“SPIDER-MAN 3 (2007) dir. Sam Raimi
” cinemapix:
“SPIDER-MAN 3 (2007) dir. Sam Raimi
” cinemapix:
“SPIDER-MAN 3 (2007) dir. Sam Raimi
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cinemapix:

SPIDER-MAN 3 (2007) dir. Sam Raimi

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thislovethathurt:

“Could you see it? Could you see in my eyes how you broke my heart?”

–1:14 AM

the-scavengers:

animution11:

gluten-free-pussy:

I was high off my ass last night and had this dream where I was in this dense ass forest and sitting there was a tall woman. She was so tall I couldn’t see her face but she was wearing gold and I was like “uh…hi?” And she said “I made you, do you know that?” And I nodded and she was like “I hear your thoughts. Why do you hate my creation? Why do you try to destroy yourself? I made you perfect as you are. Please don’t break my heart”. Then she started crying and it flooded and I woke up with fucking heart palpitations like what does it Mean™️????

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Essentially, a DnD warlock. Welcome to your new pact.

hplyrikz:

Clear your mind here

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When teachers try to discuss non-school related topics at a party

teachinginreallife:

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When students email to ask how they should start their assignment an hour before it’s due

teachinginreallife:

I’m like:

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When students say they couldn’t do their work because someone stole their pencil

teachinginreallife:

I’m like:

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books-n-quotes:

“It’s not the pain I’m afraid of; I know about the pain. What I’m afraid of is the end of this small, sweet dream.”

— Stephen King, Rose Madder

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books-n-quotes:

“So here’s my question: when you lose the most important person to you in the entire world, where is all the love – love you never even knew you were capable of – supposed to go?”

— Ted Michael, Crash Test Love

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